It’s only been four hours- but I think you should keep your child on a leash.
I know you’ve learnt to filter out all his annoying screams and spoiled behaviour.
And I enjoy your skills at ignoring him. It’s quite impressive.
But maybe you shouldn’t have brought that self-entitled monster up-
as it seems not to have the potential of being social.
Instead of just being happy that you managed to keep part of your genetic material floating around
you should care about his future a little bit and try to control him.
Damn, I wish it had been the fictional kid of Blah airlines instead.
I really couldn’t stand the most annoying child in the train.
And I blame the parents.
